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Know your spouse

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace were told by the instructor that it was essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other. He addressed Tom. ‘For instance, can you name your wife's favourite flower?’

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, ‘It's self-raising, isn't it?’
The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.

Express

I was in the express lane at the supermarket, quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the checkout line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward, looked into the cart and asked sweetly, ‘So which six items would you like to buy?’


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