Canterbury monks

A young man was working as an attendant in Canterbury Cathedral when one afternoon he was approached by two American tourists. "Are you a monk?" one of the women asked eagerly.
"No," he replied, "I wear this robe as part of my job, but I’m not a member of any religious order."
"Then where are the monks?" asked the woman, looking around.
The young man explained: ‘Oh, there haven’t been any monks here since 1415.’
Hearing this, the woman looked at her watch and announced to her friend, ‘Betty, we missed the monks.’

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