With Back to School in mind…


Mother to young daughter after first day at school:  “Well, dear, what did they teach you today?”

Daughter:  “Not much.  I’ve got to go back again tomorrow.”



A second year student explaining to a first year student how to write essays:  “When you take stuff from one writer, it’s plagiarism, but when you take it from many writers, it’s called research.”


Off to uni…

Smith:  So your son is in college?  How is he making it?

Jones:  He isn’t. I’m making it and he is spending it.